Comedienne Kathy Griffin has landed on Broadway with her new show Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony and has turned her sharp wit towards the classic Playbill bio. "I had to do a spoof of the bio, because those bios just crack me up," she told Broadway.com in her recent interview. "I like when they thank their cat or their yogi, all that kind of shit. So I?m just warning you, when you see my bio it?s not 100% truthful."
Here, in all its glory, is Griffin's bio:
Kathy Griffin is thrilled to be performing at the storied and absolutely haunted Belasco Theatre, where she has already told legendary stage impresario David Belasco's ghost, in no uncertain terms, to "Suck it." Ms. Griffin is especially excited to be reprising the role of Kathy Griffin after spending four years as Kathie Lee Gifford in a touring company of Ms. Gifford’s one-woman musical jamboree, Jesus Is My Homeboy. Born in Madagascar, raised in Rangoon (that’s for you, Streisand-obsessed gays), Ms. Griffin made her stage debut at the age of nine in a Griffin family kitchen production of Boys in the Band, where Ms. Griffin played seven ...
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